Back in April, perennial pop-punkers Green Day announced they would be selling out punk rock all over again
by releasing not only one steamer of an album but three consecutive pieces of shit -- Uno, Dos,
-- that, when listened to back to back, will sync up perfectly with YouTube footage of gorillas flinging feces.
County Grind isn't sure why the trio -- led by the least punk frontman of all time, Billie Joe Armstrong
-- doesn't quit sullying its legacy and just rest on its multimillion-dollar laurels. You're telling us those dudes don't have a money jacuzzi they could be sipping champagne in all day long?
Anyway, tomorrow Green Day plans to debut the video for the first single, "Oh Love," from its concept trilogy on MTV: Wednesday, August 15, at 7:49 p.m. And we've got some predictions for what it might have in store.