If you have a 9 to 5 job, you know Tumblr is where you go to get the most for your time-wasting buck. You just sit there and scroll down until you see a photo of cats with lasers or an animated .gif of Bill Cosby, just Cozzin' around. We are sad to say that Lady Gaga's Tumblr provides none of that slothful fix that we crave from the web.
Add some felines to her artsy fashion shots:
Look how easy that was! And now the page is 800% more entertaining. Oh cats.
Next, play up the considerable "Bitch" angle:
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