We here at County Grind don't regularly post pictures of people's bums. Well, no, we do. But usually, it's only the bottom cheeks of Rihanna taken off her Instagram or someone at Ultra Music Festival or the Gathering of the Juggalos proudly displaying their buttocks for our photogs.
But since you're definitely struggling to get through this steamy August Monday and everyone needs a midday treat, we thought we'd share these pics of Justin Bieber's bum with you. Put down that bucket of Blue Bunny and wipe your tears; these are pretty good pics with an even better story behind them.
We have to thank TMZ for getting the shots that were taken last year at Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving or U.S. Thanksgiving?). They say the Biebs had spent the holiday at his grandmother's with his fam. Inspired by Jenny's nude Dylan playing in Forrest Gump, he surprised his gran with an impromptu hallway concert.
We're told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics... like, "I Loooove you grandmaaaa... how are youuuu... helloooo grandma."
Granny was amused but then asked him to get dressed. We hope he did so before dinnertime. No one, not even the turkey, wants Bieber's balls on the furniture.
Also, beware: There's bare Bieber butt on the next page.
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