Be still my temporarily beating vampire heart! The rumors are true. Kristen Stewart cheated on our most beloved toothy Brit, Robert Pattinson, better known to the Twi-Hard community as Edward Cullen.
Last night, the news broke of Kristen's affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director, 41-year old Rupert Sanders. She's like 22. And to be quite frank, we lost our shirt. KStew cheating on RPatz?! There are so many things absolutely wrong with this picture.
We could probably think of at least a billion reasons why it should've been him sneaking around on her. But, we don't want to torture you too much. So, here's a list of five reasons why Robert Pattinson probably should've cheated on Kristen Stewart first.