Be still my temporarily beating vampire heart! The rumors are true. Kristen Stewart cheated on our most beloved toothy Brit, Robert Pattinson, better known to the Twi-Hard community as Edward Cullen.
Last night, the news broke of Kristen's affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director, 41-year old Rupert Sanders. She's like 22. And to be quite frank, we lost our shirt. KStew cheating on RPatz?! There are so many things absolutely wrong with this picture.
We could probably think of at least a billion reasons why it should've been him sneaking around on her. But, we don't want to torture you too much. So, here's a list of five reasons why Robert Pattinson probably should've cheated on Kristen Stewart first.
5. Have you seen Robert Pattinson?
No, seriously. Have you ever really stopped and stared at his stunningly handsome, perfectly symmetrical face? How could you ever cheat on that chiseled, brooding man? Sigh. And if you thought it was all just some Photoshop, think again. A personal run in with the vampire proved otherwise (that is a story for another time). He is just that gorgeous in real life.
4. Team Edward forever.
No explanation necessary.
3. The Joan Jett mullet.
In 2010, Kristen Stewart starred in the Runaways semi-biopic as Joan Jett. Much to our surprise and delight, she didn't completely butcher the role. But, she did butcher her long, flowing Bella hair to get into character. She even had to sport a terrible wig in one of the Twilight flicks. But, still Robert Pattinson stuck it out during that awkward period when her hair grew out of a mullet, back to whatever it is now.
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2. Kristen Stewart is the most annoying female on the planet.
So,
she scores her -- and our -- vampire dream lover. They spend four long
years hiding this relationship and only months after making it public,
she fucks it all up. She's boring. Her acting range is extremely limited. And we continually find ourselves rolling our eyes during any scene she's in.
1. The on-screen chemistry with Remember Me co-star Emilie De Ravin.
RPatz has had some seriously hot co-stars. It's almost a little ridiculous that he decided to turn the on-screen romance into reality with costar Kristen Stewart. Although the couple may have some behind closed doors chemistry, the love-scenes between Edward and Bella are lacking quite a bit.
So, when Remember Me hit the big screen, we were pretty thrilled about the steamy scenes with leading lady Emilie De Ravin. Come on, that shower scene?! Ugh. He clearly chose the wrong co-star to do the dirty with.
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