Lady Gaga and her evil little monsters are doing a mean number on Kelly Osbourne. A letter war, started by Mother Monster, mobilized her legions of misfits to bully Ozzy's offspring for her role on Fashion Police.
The Black Sabbath princess has a steady spot on the seriously funny, kindly cruel E! program during which Joan Rivers dishes out over-the-top criticisms of stars' outfits, and a handful of hosts giggle guiltily and weigh in with their opinions.
The "Lady" started this feud by writing an open letter a few days ago, stating:
"Appearance" is the most used reason for bullying in the world. Your show breeds negativity, and over the years has even become comedic in nature. It glorifies you and Joan Rivers pointing in the camera, laughing, and making jokes about artists and celebrities as if we are zoo animals.
But wait. We're confused. So like when Gaga was wearing a meat dress and Kermit dolls, that wasn't 'cause she wanted people to point and laugh? What about last night when she split her pants, right down the crack onstage in Vancouver? Were we allowed to laugh then?
After Gaga's initial attack on Kelly, the fashion policeman got some really nice death threats from Little Monsters. But mama bear Sharon came to her daughter's defense.
By your actions to Kelly right now, you have shown me that you are nothing more than a publicly seeking hypocrite and an attention seeker. You know it would have been much more dignified of you to do this privately. I am calling you a bully because you have 32 million followers hanging on your every word and you are criticizing Kelly in your open letter. Are you so desperate that you needed to make this public?
Triple snap! Sharon is fantastic. She's quick, clever, and most importantly, she knows funny Don't fuck with the Osbournes.
Gaga wrote some moronic drivel again yesterday on Facebook after her pants popped:
The 'real world' can be cruel, why not try to change it into a better place?
Come on Gaga. Lighten up! Kelly and co. are just having a laugh. Babs can handle it, why can't you?
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