No jerks, yes beer. That's Laser Wolf's motto, an improbable if not downright impossible mission statement for a bar.
Even a pub smack dab in the middle of heaven is sure to have a few drunken a-holes on any given night. Around 1 in the morning, a few angels are going to have to bounce Mahatma Gandhi after he tries to fight Elvis for making fun of his pants.
This is just the nature of a bar.