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Laser Wolf Celebrates Four Years of No Jerks, Yes Beer

No jerks, yes beer. That's Laser Wolf's motto, an improbable if not downright impossible mission statement for a bar.

Even a pub smack dab in the middle of heaven is sure to have a few drunken a-holes on any given night. Around 1 in the morning, a few angels are going to have to bounce Mahatma Gandhi after he tries to fight Elvis for making fun of his pants.

This is just the nature of a bar.

See also: Laser Wolf's Fourth Anniversary Celebration (Photos)

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Ryan Pfeffer is Miami New Times’ music editor. After earning a BS in editing, writing, and media from Florida State University, Ryan joined the New Times staff in November 2013 as a web editor, where he coined the phrase "pee-tweet" (to retweet someone while urinating). Born and raised in Fort Lauderdale, he’s now neck-deep in bass and booty in the 305.
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