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LOL at This Angry Letter From a "Directioner"

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One Direction
[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.]

By Shea Serrano

Last week, I wrote about why One Direction's "This Is My Story" sucks.

Usually, whenever one of these pieces goes up (and they go up often), I get a handful of tweets or emails letting me know that (A) I am a faggot, or (B) I should go F myself. Occasionally, when someone has been especially offended, they'll even combine the two, which is truly inspired.

Following the One Direction post, however, I received something particularly special: A letter from "Dedicated Directioner" Ellen. I was a taken aback because there were no curse words and she didn't even accuse me of having placed things inside my butthole.

It was, however, unintentionally hilarious. Which is why I drew some pictures to make sense of the whole situation.

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