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Meet the Beefcakes of Ultra Music Festival

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Photo by Liz Tracy

Muscles were so big at this year's Ultra Music Festival.

Like, they were just as huge a trend as they looked on the shoulders, chests, buttocks, thighs... You get the idea: Beefcakes ruled the EDM blowout.

We couldn't creep near the Carl Cox tent without getting an exposed male nipple in the eye.

Here are 20 of the finest beefcake specimens spotted at Ultra 2014.

See also: Ultra 2014's Top Ten Fashion Trends: Unicorns, Muscles, and More!

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This muscleman jazzed up his jacked bod with glitter. Very "when in Rome."

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We asked Superbeef here to show us his superpowers. Women, tongue, the finger, crossed eyes, and mad muscle is what we got.

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Would you let this lanky beefcake take a dive in your pond?

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George Martinez

Chance the Rapper even got the muscle memo. But he got the one from 1992. What's with the overalls!?

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Liz has her master’s degree in religion from Florida State University. She has since written for publications and outlets such as Miami New Times, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Ocean Drive, the Huffington Post, NBC Miami, Time Out Miami, Insomniac, the Daily Dot, and the Atlantic. Liz spent three years as New Times Broward-Palm Beach’s music editor, was the weekend news editor at Inverse, and is currently the managing editor at Tom Tom Magazine.
Contact: Liz Tracy

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