He's everyone's favorite yeyo slingin' and snortin' Miami rapper to gawk at. Yup, Stitches. He's a looker, but mostly because he has the craziest face tattoos in hip-hop history (Sorry, Gucci Mane. Shoulda thought bigger and more sinister.).
Though that ink and the viral video for "Brick in Yo Face" alone would land him on our list, one particular incident that took place in Lake Worth this year placed him in annals of WTF Florida music history forever.
It was a regular September night at Propaganda with live bands, dancing, and drinking. Bags of fake blow were floating around stage without incident during Stitches' set. But when the 19-year-old internet sensation whipped out actual cocaine and offered it to some gals in the crowd, that's when shit got cray.
Stitches' wife and the mother of his children (yes, he's a dad), the one time contestant on MTV's Paris Hilton's My New BFF Erica Duarte got so pissed, she left the club in a huff with her boo trailing behind. Those who paid for a meet-and-greet with the rapper then followed him out in an angry mob.
Best part? It was all documented on camera -- watch that video up there to truly understand what our scene is all about.