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MTV's Video Music Awards Suck, Here Are 10 (More) Reasons Why

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10. Green Day is Performing

You know you're in trouble when the edgiest act on your lineup is the Grateful Dead of tweenager pop-pseudo-punk. Additionally, Green Day has already played like a dozen or so VMAs. We would rather watch Kid Rock suck on a titty at the Republican National Convention than see Billie Joe Armstrong et al. hog the spotlight again.

9. Alicia Keys is Ripping off Erykah Badu and/or Janelle Monae

Hey, when did Alicia Keys transform from a cross between Stevie Wonder and Ashley Simpson into the poor-man's psych soul sista? Leave the mind music to the professionals, honey.

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Matt Preira