But County Grind don't dabble with dope. Aside from the occasional breakfast-time whippit, we are substance-free. So to complete our calculations, we turned to an expert to figure out just how much black tar this tour bus was carrying.
"Smack is measured out differently in different states," our anonymous expert told us.
"Down here, you get 'fingers,' which are 3 gram bundles. Bundles are ten dollars. Each bag is generally 0.1 grams. If you buy a bundle, you usually get a deal."
Our consultant concluded that "36 small bags" probably constituted one individual's personal stash, probably amounting to something like
So, the answer to the question, "What could Nelly (and/or His Entourage) have spent their money on?" no longer requires a list because your last
ten hundred and fifty smackers should clearly be spent on you and your friends at an Indian buffet.
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