The following conversation was heard on a recent Saturday night at Surf Caf, 395 NE Spanish River Blvd., Boca Raton. One fellow, visibly perturbed that the object of his affection was there with an inferior male, took his frustrations to the parking lot and screamed:

Why does she like that guy?

He's uglier than Lemmy from Motörhead!

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