The following conversation took place in the men's bathroom at Jester's Bar and Grill (801 E. Cypress Creek Blvd., Fort Lauderdale), an after-hours joint. It was 3 a.m. on a Saturday, and the Zeta-friendly tunes washed over the patrons. Time was running out.
Man number one: Have you found anybody yet?"
Man number two: "No, have you?"
Man number one: "Naw. Shit, it's already 3..."
Man number two:: "I hear all the tail's at Big Game and Kim's Back Alley Bar! Ping Pong and pussy at Kim's!"