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The following conversation was heard at Dicey Riley's, 217 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale:

Man: Wanna dance?

Woman: You know, I really can't. I've been sick all week.

Man: That's the worst excuse I've ever heard.

Woman: No, seriously. I was laid up for, like, five days.

Man: Uh-huh. Well, watch my hot ass as I walk away.

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