You gotta remember, folks, even after he was elected to the highest office in the land, Carter was always a farmer at heart. A fucking peanut farmer, at that. How many women like Beyoncé do you think are doing the "Single Ladies" dance out in the peanut fields of Georgia? We're going to wager -1, and that defies the laws of physics.
Here's hoping Queen Bee goes the extra mile for #39, busts out some Aretha Franklin-style headgear!
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