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Last month we realized that -- all of a fucking sudden -- we couldn't
escape rapper Meek Mill.
The Maybach Music MC is everywhere, including
on stage with hip-hop royalty, on YouTube supporting stem-cell
research, and hogging the limelight in Mariah Carey music
Next stop on the rapper's worldwide tour of everywhere? King of
Diamonds! Yes, Meek Mill will perform at the
world-renowned boobie emporium megaplex on Friday, September 28.
We've spent a lot of time documenting the highly explicit exploits
undertaken at hip-hop's most beloved Costco-sized titty bar. And we
suspect we've got a pretty keen idea on what's going to unfold.
Here are five highly-informed predictions for Mill's upcoming bash.
5. Meek Mill Is Ready For His Close-up
If an MC shamelessly pours currency all over the unsheathed flesh of
an exotique performer, but no one's around to upload the smart phone
pixxx to Instagram, does he still get a trip to VIP? If Meek Mill is
reincarnation of Tupac Shakur, he knows that the key to hip-hop
immortality is leaving behind enough self-documentation so that over a
decade after you die, people
will be able to watch your homies watch you get laid, and beam
you onto the stage at festivals like a
million-dollar PowerPoint presentation.