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Meek Mill is Everywhere! Ten Places We Never Expected to See the Maybach MC
Rick Ross' King of Diamonds Release Party Very Unofficial Pre-Game Mixtape
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Last month we realized that -- all of a fucking sudden -- we couldn't
escape rapper Meek Mill.
The Maybach Music MC is everywhere, including
on stage with hip-hop royalty, on YouTube supporting stem-cell
research, and hogging the limelight in Mariah Carey music
videos.
Next stop on the rapper's worldwide tour of everywhere? King of
Diamonds! Yes, Meek Mill will perform at the
world-renowned boobie emporium megaplex on Friday, September 28.
We've spent a lot of time documenting the highly explicit exploits
undertaken at hip-hop's most beloved Costco-sized titty bar. And we
suspect we've got a pretty keen idea on what's going to unfold.
Here are five highly-informed predictions for Mill's upcoming bash.
5. Meek Mill Is Ready For His Close-up
If an MC shamelessly pours currency all over the unsheathed flesh of
an exotique performer, but no one's around to upload the smart phone
pixxx to Instagram, does he still get a trip to VIP? If Meek Mill is
truly the
reincarnation of Tupac Shakur, he knows that the key to hip-hop
immortality is leaving behind enough self-documentation so that over a
decade after you die, people
will be able to watch your homies watch you get laid, and beam
you onto the stage at festivals like a
million-dollar PowerPoint presentation.
