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Rihanna Drops Out of Life with Bong in Hand: Her Five Next Stoner Moves

At least once a week, Top 40 pop-rap-EDM megastar, Rihanna, reminds the internet that she smokes weed. A lot of it.

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When she's not posing for 420 friendly Instagram pix or puffin' trees at musical festivals, the Barbadian singer has been known to roll a blunt while smoking another one.

We can see where this is going.

And we're luvin' it!

Here are five predictions for Rihanna's next big public displays of stonerdom.

5. Rihanna Will Start Rolling Frankenjoints Comprised of Roaches

Every time we see Ri hittin' that shit, it's wrapped. Be it tobacco leaf or rolling papers, this diva likes to smoke ganja the ol' fashioned way. Well, that's obviously not the most efficient use of your stash. Even bazillionaires wanna get their money's worth. It's only a matter of time before Rihanna starts stashing roaches in a smelly little box to unroll later.

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Matt Preira

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