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Six Drugs That Britney Spears Could Have Hypothetically Taken During Her Head-Shaving Meltdown

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4. Coca Leaf

Ex-Mrs. Kevin Federline has a known penchant for uppers. But who wants to snort Borax? We can envision Britney Spears flying out duffel bags filled with coca leaves and then turning off all of the lights while she munches on a wad like Gollum chewing precious bubble gum.

3. 2CB

The mid-2000s saw designer drugs move out of their demographics of origin -- hippie chemists and ravers -- and into the mainstream. So if Britney was trying to wipe clean the doors of perception, she was probably ingesting blog narcotics like 2CB.

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