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Spawn of Snooki: Top Ten Jersey Lullabies for the MTV Star's Newborn Meatball

Earlier this week, Jersey Shore megastar Nicole Polizzi, better-known as the one and only Snooki, gave

birth to her first son. She nicknamed him "Meatball" and then promptly Tweeted a

birth announcement

Our time spent watching every episode of Shore back to back

(we don't enjoy it; this is for science, damn it!)

has led us to believe the Snookinator probably don't know shit about raising

kids or keeping a home. Thus, she faces new challenges. How can Snooki make bedtime

snappy so she can still get to the club early enough for that drink special? 

So to help her out, we offer ten Jersey lullabies the MTV star can use to

lull her newborn babe to sleep.

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Matt Preira