S.S. Coachella: 10 Things You Must Bring on the Cruise

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7. Lee Press-On Nails
Among a bunch of other special on board activities, Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells will be hosting an event focused on fancy nails. Ria Lopez'll be making your hands look super sexy. As a gross-me-out nail-biter, I'll be forced to wear these, Lee Press-On Nails. 

6. Judgmental Look
Bathing suit lounging is the great leveler, so you may not need this line of defense. But in case you act like a real ignoramus, all drunk and sloppy, just slap on one of your best judgmental looks. Everyone will be fooled into believing they're the ones acting like dorks. 

5. Friend Who Knows More About Music Than You Do
This friend will walk around with Ray-Bans and a judgmental look the whole time. Dog with headphones is optional. 

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Liz has her master’s degree in religion from Florida State University. She has since written for publications and outlets such as Miami New Times, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Ocean Drive, the Huffington Post, NBC Miami, Time Out Miami, Insomniac, the Daily Dot, and the Atlantic. Liz spent three years as New Times Broward-Palm Beach’s music editor, was the weekend news editor at Inverse, and is currently the managing editor at Tom Tom Magazine.
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