Stonefox and the Freakin' Hott Play the Poorhouse on May 9

Stonefox @ PJ's Lager House - Detroit, MI
Maybe you don't like loud ass rock and roll played with abandon and actual feeling. Or maybe you just really really love paying nine dollars for a beer. It could be that you like paying a big - ass cover charge to get into a place where everyone looks at you funny and most bros are wearing the exact same type of shiny striped shirt. Or maybe you need doors on the stalls in your bathrooms and a weird bathroom attendant staring you down for a fucking dollar after you already paid to get into the club and wasted half a paycheck at the bar. Maybe you should just stay the fuck out of the Poor House, and go back to Himmarshee or wherever with your tribe, especially when a bad-ass band like Stonefox is playing there with the Freakin' Hott.  Beer is cheap, the floors are dirty and the music is even grimier. No cover. Do it; do it right on a Saturday night.

Check Stonefox out on youtube after the jumpy jump.

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