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Stream: Britney Spears’ “Hold It Against Me” Is a Horrible Pickup Line

This will never, ever happen, but just imagine if Britney Spears walked up to you in a bar. She's got her hands twirled through her blond hair, and she's wearing something risque in your favorite color -- yes, that one. After making eye contact, she says in her slightly drawly...
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This will never, ever happen, but just imagine if Britney Spears walked up to you in a bar. She’s got her hands twirled through her blond hair, and she’s wearing something risque in your favorite color — yes, that one. After making eye contact, she says in her slightly drawly accent: “If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?”

When you hear the brand-new Spears single, that piss-poor, overused double-entendre normally reserved for the late-night lounge at a lake cabin resort is the hook, line, and sinker.

Stream: Britney Spears’ “Hold it Against Me

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