3. Butt I Swear I Put Them on Earlier
So you might think we're like super into this gal's bead bracelets, daringly torn-up tights, purple hair, but really, move your eyes a little to the right. Someone literally forgot their pants at home! Oh, my goddess! That poor gal needs to write a to do list or something: Wear pants. Please.
2. Tevas Are the Enemy of Style
SunFest was mega rainy this year, and so the poncho over bikini idea was clutch. It's Spring, so flowers in the hair, though fake, are acceptable. Oliva, happy 21st birthday! You're adorable. Do yourself a favor: Buy new shoes! You're too young for Tevas.
1. Star Power
And for number one, we've got a tie, and both are performers.
Robin Zander of Cheap Trick was freaking owning that band leader-cum-cop ensemble. And Jimmy Cliff in his Rastafarian Judo outfit was divine. If there was something to win here, we'd give the prize for finest dressers of 2013 SunFest to older gentlemen. The army of teens in identical tanks, take some tips from your elders: Dress like what you want to be. And no one wants to grow up to be a bro.
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