Talking Shit

Ted Nugent's Five Most Frightening Yet Somehow Charming, Murderous, and Sexy Rants

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2. He will murder a Casio and her "newborn," for the love of rock

He's a great shot. That poor defenseless synth had no chance. His love of rock electric guitar is so strong that he'll shoot a "baby" keyboard point-blank. Def creepy.



3. Uncle Ted's effervescence is infectious

Uncle Ted is having a hell of a time in this interview. He's fidgety, rhymey, and deeply sincere. We don't know what he's talking about, but he believes in it so much, it can't be wrong. He hates the Democrats and the Republicans just the same. His crazy conviction is weirdly charming, though -- even though it's interspliced with sexual innuendo.



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