Just yesterday, I was devising a plan to locally screen Teen Mom-turned-porn wannabe's new sex tape with James Deen, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Just for laughs, of course. It's the ultimate in "reality." It's so real, it's fake.
The plot is complex, friends. There's a 21-year old former Iowa cheerleader who ended up famous thanks to a stint on a reality show... Wait a second... Talk about meta weird.
Today, we got the news that the porn newbie is heading to Fort Lauderdale for Exxxotica, the big old sexy fest taking place from May 31 to June 2, at Broward Convention Center. Not only will you be able to buy things like a rubber version of Jessie Andrews' poon at the event, but you can actually catch a glimpse of Farrah Abraham's!
This week, TMZ caught the attention-starved mama picking up a pregnancy test. But, like the gossip site pointed out, even though they weren't wearing condoms on the set of the "sex tape," "You don't get pregnant THAT way." And man are we itching to see what that way is (we're assuming it's the backdoor way).
Abraham will be taking pics with fans and signing her flick at the CLUB magazine spotlight booth on May 31 and June 1. You can start jerkin' it to the film on Vivid.com this week. The Teen Mom will also be hosting the official Exxxotica after-party at Passion Nightclub at Hard Rock, in case you didn't get enough of her motherly presence during the daytime festivities.
Exxxotica, May 31 to June 2, at Broward Convention Center, 1950 Eisenhower Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. Official EXXXOTICA after-party, May 31, at Passion Nightclub, 5701 Seminole Way, Hollywood. Visit fl.exxxoticaexpo.com for tickets.
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