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Most professional musicians who make it to the world stage are rather beautiful. It’s part of the deal that they’re more attractive or interesting in the face than most.
But no matter how gorgeous that mug, if they’re putting even smidgen of soul into their efforts, their face is gonna show it. They often look as though they’re having a rough time in the John after an unfortunate encounter with street meat or as if in the throes of true ecstasy (which feels better than it looks).
Though some might see it as a translation of “spirit” or “passion,” these funny “O” faces offer the rest of us ugly fucks the chance to humanize celebrities. It just so happens that the following lookers display hysterical shred-face when wilin’ out. This collection of grimaces lays out pretty much the worst best of them.
See also: Ultra 2014’s 25 Best Bass Faces
10. John Mayer
Your body is a wonderland, but your face is smells a landfill.
#122733168 / gettyimages.com9. Beyonce
Remember when she tried to have all her unflattering pictures taken off the Internet? Silly Bey, not even Queens can control the Internet.
8. Dave Matthews
All the drunk college bros in the audience are making the same face.
7. Thom Yorke
To be fair, his face is kind of strange looking even when he’s not singing.
6. Tina Turner
Keep showin’ off those legs, baby.
5. Eddie Vedder
All of the rage, release it onto me.
4. Celine Dion
You’ve got to dig deep to reach heights like this.
3. Este Haim
Now, that’s what we call a bass face.
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2. Marilyn Manson
It’s mostly the make-up, but this guy is definitely King of the Uglies.
1. Courtney Love
At this point, Courtney is lucky just to be alive. Do your thing, girl.
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