8. Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me"
So, it's not so much the content of this song that makes it the wrong soundtrack for biking but rather the idea that you're evoking someone or something to "crash into" you.
7. Decemberists - "Apology Song"
Stolen bikes are no joke. That shit is the pits, especially when you see someone riding it around like a week later and all you can do is wave at it as it rolls by.