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Ten Worst, Most Morbid Songs to Listen to While Riding Your Bicycle

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4. Tom Waits - "Broken Bicycles"
Tom Waits makes some seriously perfect autumn biking music, especially if you're feeling a little down and riding alone and the weather's just getting crisp. You'd think this song, about the fall, would be great for this kinda ride, but check out these miserable lyrics:

Broken bicycles/Old busted chains/With busted handle bars/Out in the rain./Somebody must/Have an orphanage for/All these things that nobody/Wants anymore.

3. Jan and Dean - "Dead Man's Curve"
Never, never race another bike around Dead Man's Curve. Bad news for all involved.

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Liz has her master’s degree in religion from Florida State University. She has since written for publications and outlets such as Miami New Times, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Ocean Drive, the Huffington Post, NBC Miami, Time Out Miami, Insomniac, the Daily Dot, and the Atlantic. Liz spent three years as New Times Broward-Palm Beach’s music editor, was the weekend news editor at Inverse, and is currently the managing editor at Tom Tom Magazine.
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