Tonight: Brooke Hogan Celebrates Her "Redemption" at Mansion

Brooke Hogan's long-awaited sophomore album is upon us. Now, we celebrate.

Even though The Redemption came out

​ ten days ago, Hogan will be

hosting her album release party tonight at Mansion. The natural beauty

will be performing future hits off the album, and will be joined

by Daddy Hogan for a night of sophistication and quality entertainment.

Who am I kidding? If her Calle Ocho performance

is any indication of her usual stage antics, club-goers are in for a

treat. Once and for all, the audience will know all of the in's and

out's of her physique, finally answering the age-old debate -- is she

really a woman?

So all you men out there, even if it's all hanging out, look but don't

touch (we have all seen the wrath of Terry Bollea), and ladies, don't

even bother trying to make the Hulk your sugar daddy tonight -- his

divorce was settled three days ago, and Linda did a number on his wallet.

Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show -- you don't get to witness a trainwreck everyday. 

KEEP NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH FREE... Since we started New Times Broward-Palm Beach, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of South Florida, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Claudia Santana