Top 10 Songs About Big Booties

If you're anything like us, you often find yourself pondering the greater mysteries of life. Questions like: "What makes the rockin' world go round?" or "just what do I want for my birthday?" The answer to both questions has always been and will always be: Butts. Great, big, giant asses.

We love those gelatinous cheeks that show no mercy. Ones we can throw money at, slap, and at times eat sushi off of. 

This post is dedicated to big booties everywhere. We salute you in being the pepper on the scrambled eggs that is our lives.

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Anthony Hernandez