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Top Five Sexiest Bodies of Mr. LaBare 2014

Last night, all-male strip club, LaBare, was packed with overly enthusiastic ladies, flying dollar bills, and such toned butt cheeks.

No, it wasn't a Mykki Blanco-gone-mainstream music video, but rather a charity event at Fort Lauderdale's famous hotspot for horny gals and their gay friends (men are allowed in the club only if they buy a bottle and are escorted by a lady). When we saw Glam-A-THON -- a group intent on taking the fear out of breast cancer -- was hosting this night, we decided to, um, support the cause.

And support we did! We couldn't help but report, not only that everyone had an amazing time (as evidenced by our slideshow), but also that there were beautiful, muscled men worth ogling into the next day. What follows are the five sexiest bodies of Mr. LaBare 2014.

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Natalya Jones