Are you a musician, artist, or serious stoner struggling to make ends meet? The bills are stacking up, but your video art isn't selling? If you're like us, you also have a serious disdain for manual labor. But forget dishwashing. You don't want those precious digits getting damaged, right? They are your "livelihood," however meager it is.
The answer to all your financial woes is simple: You need a sugar mama. Yes indeed, a filthy-rich, Botox-abusing, Mercedes CL class-driving sugar mama.
You know what you'll have to do in return for getting next month's rent paid, though? Take one for the team and all your fiscal troubles will be swept away with just one kiss.
The good news is that South Florida is a mecca for wealthy, older ladies with a surplus of alimony funds. There are tens of thousands of cougars with cash looking for a young distraction just like you to spoil the shit out of. Don't know where to start looking? After the jump, read our list of the ten best places to look for sugar mamas in Broward and Palm Beach counties.
