The fine folks behind the EXXXotica Expo finally pulled their collective gonads out of their, err, well, gonads, and have brought the party slightly north to Ft. La-Dee-Da-Di and it falls upon your humble narrator and scribe to pick the top ten attractions.
I don't expect you to agree with me, but there are simply too many beautiful industry types in town to whittle down a list from; but as it stands, I'll be that asshole.
Here is a list of the top ten actresses and actors convening this weekend on our Spring Break-soured beaches for a little healthy pornography.
See also:
- Farrah Abraham Explains, the "Backdoor" in Backdoor Teen Mom Is "More Than Anal Sex"
- EXXXotica 2013: A Playlist Inspired by Ryan Driller's Favorite Musicians
- EXXXotica 2013: Gianna Michaels Enjoys Music That Provokes Emotion
10. Gianna Michaels
Here's Dyme Def's video featuring our new best friend Gianna Michaels. One of the nicest gals we've had the pleasure of palavering with!
9. Alexis Texas
This gal is hottt with three "T's!" But we honestly thought Forbidden Dance would be an instructional lambada video. Oh, well!
