For those unfortunate souls who have not yet had the Two Story Double Wide experience, the first thing you'll need to know is that they are the rootinest-tootinest band you'll witness 'round these parts. And the fact that they live in your backyard means you have no excuses. Here's what you'll see and hear: A perfect mix of classic country with a generous helping of old-school punk rock, topped off with a double shot of whiskey-flavored shut-the-hell-up. Guitars will be thrown into drums, asses will shake, sweat will pour. The band even brings their own barbecue grill for an old-fashioned cookout after the show, which is always nice, since you'll need sustenance after they kick your ass. -- Maggie-Margret
Two Story Double Wide, Mango, Karma, and Lefty Lucie perform at 10 p.m. Saturday, July 10, at the Surf Café, 395 NE Spanish River Blvd., Boca Raton. Cost is $5. Call 561-392-1965.