Ultra Music Festival

Ultra 2013: Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Bros

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Gay, straight, bi, or simply rolling face, if you're a man with abs like Jesus and just enough fabric to cover your genitals, there's nothing wrong with sporting a little male camel in Miami this weekend.

It's Ultra Music Festival, baby! And the Gym, Tan, Molly fraternal order of male ravers are loud, proud, and hanging 'round in their Diesel underpants, Umbro soccer shorts, and furry boots.

Here are the top ten (almost) naked raver bros at Ultra 2013.

See also

- Top 13 Hardcore Ravers at Ultra 2013 in Animated GIF!

- The Six Bad Bitches You Meet at Ultra Music Festival

- 75 St. Paddy's Day Leprechauns at Ultra 2013

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