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Ultra 2014's Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts

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Oh so Miami, bro.

Grillin' some meat on the beach. Bangin' in the public restroom. And crankin' the boombox to "MAX" volume.

It's simple. It's Spanglish. It's sleazy.

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Uncommonly, this t-shirt's sleaze is situated on the back.

There, a guy with a thing for spiky leather bracelets is yanking on some poor girl's hair while apparently trying to give her a rectal exam.

Now we aren't entirely sure about the exact meaning of "Good High, Bad Bitch." But we'd just like to say, "Sorry, Molly."

See also: Ultra Ravers Answer: What's in Your Fanny Pack?

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