What These Ten Musicians Will Dish Out to Trick-or-Treaters This Halloween

The serious trick-or-treater doesn't just wander around his neighborhood aimlessly knocking on doors, hoping the residents are home and have candy.

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Kids today have iPhones and STDs, man. You think they fuck around when it comes to threatening adults with mischief in order to get sweets? They're printing out maps from Google, learning their neighbor's daily routines, and packing heat.

County Grind salutes these enterprising hoodlums for their hustle. And we've put together a little guide for the TOTers with enough balls to demand candy from musical celebrities. Here are the treats these famous folks'll give out, from beef patties to candy canes. 

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Matt Preira