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X-Rated Run: A Florida 5K With Porn Stars, Pole Dancing, and a Climbing Boob Wall

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Courtesy of X Rated Mud Run
Can you conquer the G-String Crawl? Dare you enter the Dominatrix Dungeon? Will you slide into the Honey Tunnel or tackle the Blue Balls Dash?

Don't worry -- you didn't fall asleep in front of the phone sex infomercials again. These are just a few of the sex-themed obstacles for consenting adults in the upcoming X-Rated Mud Run. That's right, you filthy animals. There's mud in this mix.

See also: What's Up With All the Themed 5K Races Coming to Miami?

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