And not a moment too soon. Would someone please unlock Nancy Grace's cage and wheel her gurney in front of the television cameras?
Maybe now the grandparents can retire those ridiculous "Where's Caylee?" shirts. All this time, maybe the answer was right in their backyard.
Hey, Florida! How's about a five-year moratorium on tabloid-friendly missing children cases, k?
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