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9 Reasons Dan Marino Should Not Take Any Front Office Jobs with the Dolphins

Hi Dan Marino.

Hi. Hello. How are you?

You might not remember me, but we met last year during a Miami Dolphins presser when they unveiled their new logo and uniforms. I was the guy who walked up to you and tried asking you a question but instead only managed to say something along the lines of, "Derrrrr.... derrr... derrrrrr..."

I was nervous. Sorry about that. You're my hero!

Which brings us to the point of this article. Seems that you're out of a job now. And that's a total bummer.

But now that you're no longer at CBS, the rumors have begun to fly that the Dolphins might offer you a front office gig with them. And while I'd love nothing more than to see you someday finally win that Super Bowl ring as a front office guy, I think I love you enough to tell you to turn down any and all front office jobs this team offers you.

Just say no, Dan Marino.

Still not convinced, eh? Well, here are 9 reasons why you should say no:

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