That's not hyperbole — it's basic math.
According to Football Outsiders, as of today the Dolphins have about a 32 percent chance of making the playoffs. That number is mostly made up of what Football Outsiders says is a 29.5 percent chance of the Dolphins capturing a wild-card slot. That number is down quite a bit after the ass-kicking the Ravens handed the Dolphins.
If the Dolphins do reach the playoffs, their chances of making it all the way to Houston, Texas, for Super Bowl LI are quite minuscule — a mere .7 percent. Yes, that's point seven percent, not seven percent — insert Dumb and Dumber "so you're saying there's a chance" joke here. Football Outsiders gives the Dolphins a .2 percent chance of facing the Giants in the Super Bowl and a .1 percent chance of an all-Florida Super Bowl matchup against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
The website FiveThirtyEight gives the Dolphins an even less favorable chance of making the playoffs, pegging their odds of clinching the sixth seed at just 15 percent. Contributing to those slight odds is the fact that their calculations give the Dolphins just a 1 percent chance to catch New England in the AFC East. As far as the likelihood of a Super Bowl appearance goes? The Dolphins barely register on the FiveThirtyEight scale.
This handy graph posted by reddit user Soil_Geek might bring some positivity to the situation, though. The Probability of NFL Teams Making Playoffs chart posted on the thread shows what teams' percentages of making the playoffs are as the season progresses according to actual outcomes between 1990 and 2013.
According to past results, if the Dolphins were to lose on Sunday, they would have a 56 percent chance of making the playoffs based on teams that were 7-6 at this point in the year. If the Dolphins win and improve to 8-5, their chances of making the playoffs jumps to 70 percent.
Long story short? The Dolphins' odds of making the playoffs took a big hit last week, but a win against the Cardinals Sunday would keep the odds ever in their favor.