That's Jozy Altidore, the U.S. striker whose Haitian-born parents brought him up in Boca Raton. Of course, this ad's a way for ESPN to show it's hip to this summer's World Cup. Altidore is one of the sport's leading American ambassadors.
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Let's hope that this video is Google-friendly enough to help the world forget about this Jozy Altidore episode, which was a pop-culture moment for all the wrong reasons.