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Dan Marino, Don't Fret: Love Children Are So In Right Now: Top Four Celebrity Love Children

Everyone, lay off Dan Marino. So he's got a love child. Who doesn't these days?

Man + random woman = love child is an equation that's deeply rooted in the annals of human history. Going all the way back to the nation's founding, love children came, and love children went. Thomas Jefferson had six. Then, Grover Cleveland fathered a love child during his first presidential campaign in 1892.

One would think the creation of contraceptives would winnow the number of love children. Think again. A good love child is a difficult thing to stop. Especially, it seems, for egomaniacal men like Dan Marino, et al.

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Terrence McCoy