James Herard. You've just been charged with shooting up Dunkin' Donutses with your buddies and you're facing life in prison. What do you have to say for yourself?
Video here. Listen closely, and you'll hear Herard barking, DMX style, at Judge John Hurley. The best part is toward the end, when Hurley says drily, "I'm going to consider your bark an acknowledgement of what I just said." (I guarantee the judge is going to change the security code on his front gate as soon as he gets home.)
-- Thomas Francis