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Five Animals That Look Like Rick Scott

Physically, Gov. Rick Scott has been compared to many things: Lord Voldemort, a ladle full of Greek yogurt, a calcium-deficient fingernail.

And, sure, the dude looks like something that would pop out of a hole and bite you. But I'm not here to pick the low-hanging fruit. I'm not going to sit here and point out that this esteemed public servant looks like an evil wizard or a pencil.

No. I'm here to point out the five animals that look like Rick Scott.

See also: The Diary of Rick Scott's Hair

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