You're screwed. Yup, no question. It might not be your fault. It's been a busy couple of weeks, what with work, family, friends. But here it is the weekend before Christmas, and you haven't bought any gifts yet. Santa's sleigh is empty. The malls this weekend are going to be a Yeezus-tour of sensory overload and screaming kids, so you might as well stay far away. You've also missed the window for online shopping, unless you want to pay out the ass for shipping and handling. No, you are screwed... unless you hit up Craigslist.