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Five Possible Career Options for Charlie Crist

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Fan Store Proprietor. If Crist's years in the GOP fostered any free-market smarts inside his well-coifed noggin, he would have already recognized this branding opportunity. "Fangate" became the political buzzword of the season; once most people forget about the details of this ugly gubernatorial contest, they'll probably still remember that Rick Scott pitched a hissy fit at the second debate because Charlie was cooling off with his trusted fan. A line of Charlie Crist-approved fans is a slam-dunk for late-night QVC.

Used Sofa Salesman. Hear us out on this one. Crist has shown his special chops as an able pitchman for used goods. You know, the kind of second-hand, has-been, preloved stuff that people have already tried living with once, gotten tired of, and taken out to the curb. Looks like he's got a 47.05 percent success rate.

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Kyle Swenson
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