Donald Trump will be making a "very, very big" announcement today that might change the course of the presidential election but probably won't because Donald Trump is an attention-whoring dipshit.
But that isn't keeping us from talking about it because everyone loves to stare at a train wreck. Particularly a circus train with a terrible combover.
So, what could the big announcement be??
Some are saying that Trump will reveal that the Obamas once almost got divorced.
But Trump himself took to Twitter and said that all predictions up to this point are wrong.
So, what will the announcement be? Here are five guesses:
Update [12:40 p.m.] Trump announces on YouTube that he will donate $5 million to a charity of Obama's choice if the president hands over his college records (see Trump's video below)