Humor

Florida's 12 Dumbest Criminals of 2013

Ah, Florida.

We have criminals, just like every other state.

But we have our own special kind of criminal. Namely, dumb ones.

And because we're never in short supply of dumb criminals, we've decided to scour through our Floriderp files to present to you the 12 dumbest criminals for all of 2013.

This was no easy task, as you might imagine. Because, holy crap were there A LOT of them to choose from. So we broke it down by categories for you.

2013 was a special kind of dumb for Florida criminals.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the stupid!

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Chris Joseph
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