What do you give the person who has everything -- except critical thinking skills? Why, you head over to the website of Fort Lauderdale-based Coral Ridge Ministries and snatch up a copy of its newly released DVD, Socialism: A Clear and Present Danger.
Above, that's an excerpt from the video, and you can watch a trailer for it here. The Ministries assembled a star-studded lineup of interviews that includes Michele Bachmann, Chuck Colson and David Horowitz.
Basically, if you consider yourself a right-wing whack-job and you didn't get interviewed,
then you'd better get a little more paranoid or you might be left out of the
sequel. For instance, where's Joyce Kaufman? Allen West?
Careful placing your orders, though. Surely, Big Government is using its satellites to monitor purchases of this daringly true DVD and it will punish those people by taking away their HMO and giving them Obamacare death panels. Oops... did I just spoil the plot for the sequel?